Cooking love recipe xxx funny or true xxxx any offers xxx?

Ingredients:


4 Laughing eyes


4 Well-shaped legs


4 Loving arms


2 Firm milk containers


2 Nuts


1 Fur-lined mixing bowl


1 Firm banana





Directions:


1. Look into laughing eyes.


2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.


3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.


4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.


5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).


6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.





Notes:


1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.


2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.


3. If cake rises, leave town!!!!Cooking love recipe xxx funny or true xxxx any offers xxx?
Hi Love, Hehehehehehe I am laughing out loud on this one. I sure get it!!! Lol Lol


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poppy1Cooking love recipe xxx funny or true xxxx any offers xxx?
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ah that is funni!! hah!


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LMAO!
omg
Ha ha just love that recipe.!!!


Not if it rises thou, as you say then it's time to leave the country never mind the town ha ha.!!!


10/10.!!!
This deserves a star. How on under God do you think them up cos they are class???????? lol
star 4 u
OMG! Who would be sick enough to lick the mixing bowl after use!


You won't catch me licking that banana after it's all sqwooshy either!LOL!
funny ha ha
Thats really funny!!xx
nice one lol...no offers yet lol...seriously i love your jokes!!!
Sometimes you can't help licking the bowl after it's been used!
I love the cake rising bit.